Hello Asshole…I mean David,
I must admit that I have found it a tad bit infuriating that you have refused to respond to my emails. Not to the point that I would try to find you and ritualistically murder you. Presently I’m just passed the point of insulting you with images of your book and yourself in foul places. That leaves me with writing you a nasty email depicting how infuriating you are. The next stage involves a voodoo doll, a small bit of you, and pins.